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  • Coaster Stock 2010 Recap Pt. 1: Morning ERT & My Intro to Flyers

    Written by The Coaster Critic 4 Comments
    Last Updated: July 28, 2010
    Coaster Stock 2010 Recap Pt. 1: Morning ERT & My Intro to Flyers
    Coaster Stock Part 1: Morning ERT Carowinds’ roller coaster enthusiast event Coaster Stock kicked off with morning ERT (exclusive ride time). Hours before the park was open to the public, we had Afterburn, Woodstock Gliders, Lucy’s Crabby Cabbie & Flying Ace Aerial Chase all to ourselves. Are you wondering why three of the four rides are located in Planet Snoopy (the park’s chil...
  • Amusement Park Tips for Overweight Guests

    Written by The Coaster Critic 9 Comments
    Last Updated: July 27, 2010
    Amusement Park Tips for Overweight Guests
    According to WebMD the percent of Americans who are obese has now reached 26%. And, the percent who are either obese or overweight is now at an alarming 63%. This trend means that more and more guests will be too large to be safely seated on some theme park attractions. If restraints like lap bars and over-the-shoulder harnesses do not fit correctly, riders could be in danger. Last month, guests w...
  • MSNBC’s 10 Gut-Churning Attractions

    Written by The Coaster Critic 1 Comment
    Last Updated: July 26, 2010
    MSNBC’s 10 Gut-Churning Attractions
    MSNBC.com’s 10 Gut-Churning Attractions – Amusement Park Rides For the Emetically Immune Recently, I was interviewed by MSNBC.com for an article about extreme thrill rides and roller coasters. I came up with a list, but the writer only chose a few of them. He also chose a few rides from Robb Alvey of Theme Park Review and Robert Niles of Theme Park Insider That’s some great comp...
  • Most Wanted Roller Coasters: Expedition GeForce – World’s Best Coaster?

    Written by The Coaster Critic 10 Comments
    Last Updated: July 21, 2010
    Most Wanted Roller Coasters: Expedition GeForce – World’s Best Coaster?
    This edition of Most Wanted Roller Coasters takes us to Germany for the roller coaster some believe to be the Best in the World. Holiday Park’s Expedition GeForce has been battling it out with the United State’s Bizarro at Six Flags New England ( formerly Superman: Ride of Steel) for years. In the past five years of Mitch Hawker’s Internet Coaster Poll Expedition GeForce has tie...
  • New B&M Concept Will Debut on X-Raptor at Gardaland in 2011

    Written by The Coaster Critic 20 Comments
    Last Updated: July 19, 2010
    New B&M Concept Will Debut on X-Raptor at Gardaland in 2011
    There’s been talk for years about a new Bolliger & Mabillard roller coaster type. Last week, the rumors about the ride’s design were confirmed as Italian theme park Gardaland released an image of their 2011 roller coaster X-Raptor. Gardaland is pleased to introduce a spectacular new attraction in 2011: X-Raptor – the most extreme roller coasters, the flight that defies limi...
  • Roller Coaster For Sale: Still No Buyers for the Big Dipper

    Written by The Coaster Critic 12 Comments
    Last Updated: July 16, 2010
    Roller Coaster For Sale: Still No Buyers for the Big Dipper
    Big Dipper is the sole survivor of the now defunct Geauga Lake Amusement Park in North Eastern Ohio. In 2007, Cedar Fair closed the amusement park while keeping the adjacent water park, Wildwater Kingdom, open. Several of the park’s largest roller coasters found new homes and others were scrapped. Thunderhawk migrated to Michigan’s Adventure, Head Spin transformed into Carolina Cobra a...
  • Woman Dies After Fall From Roller Coaster

    Written by The Coaster Critic 14 Comments
    Last Updated: July 15, 2010
    Woman Dies After Fall From Roller Coaster
    Last weekend, a woman fell from a roller coaster called Xtreme at Dixie Landin’ Family Theme Park in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Before the accident, 21-year old Lindsay Zeno was seen trying to pull her restraint down as she was riding.  Soon after, she fell 30 feet to the ground. Local government officials checked out the ride and reported that there didn’t appear to be anything wrong wi...
  • Swamp Fox @ Family Kingdom | Roller Coaster Reviews

    Written by The Coaster Critic 13 Comments
    Last Updated: July 13, 2010
    Swamp Fox @ Family Kingdom | Roller Coaster Reviews
    I remember reading somewhere that during the first Golden Age of Roller Coasters the most dangerous roller coasters were the most popular. When a roller coaster got a reputation of sending riders to the hospital the queues overflowed. Guests would line up for a hours to brave the ride. I witnessed a modern day microcosm of this when I noticed Swamp Fox’s longer than usual wait for the back s...
  • Top 3 Arrow Design Failures

    Written by The Coaster Critic 19 Comments
    Last Updated: July 9, 2010
    Top 3 Arrow Design Failures
    For this week’s Top 3 Thursday, Aric Davis takes a look at Arrow’s three biggest design failures. Prepare for an entertaining history lesson. Give just about any historical subject a long look in the rearview mirror, and you’re going to see some ugliness. Some things are worse than others of course, but for every VHS player, there is a Video Disc unit, clinging to the unfortunate sh...
  • Bert the Conqueror Episode Recaps

    Written by The Coaster Critic 19 Comments
    Last Updated: July 7, 2010
    Bert the Conqueror Episode Recaps
    Bert the Conqueror is a new show on the Travel Channel where comedian Bert Kreischer faces all kinds of extreme challenges from crazy home-grown thrills and local traditions to modern thrill machines at the Nation’s largest and smallest amusement parks. We enthusiasts get a taste of roller coasters every summer on a cable channel or two. But usually it’s via some kind of 1 hour program...
  • Carowinds Coaster Stock to Feature B&M Engineer

    Written by The Coaster Critic 17 Comments
    Last Updated: July 5, 2010
    Carowinds Coaster Stock to Feature B&M Engineer
    Aspiring roller coaster designers should take note. Not only will Carowinds’ roller coaster enthusiast event, Coaster Stock, feature plenty of ERT (Exclusive Ride Time), but the event will also feature a rare opportunity to talk with a roller coaster designer. Recently, the park announced that Bob Mampe from Bolliger & Mabillard will be on-hand to take questions. Here’s the full i...
  • Maverick @ Cedar Point | Roller Coaster Reviews

    Written by The Coaster Critic 28 Comments
    Last Updated: July 2, 2010
    Maverick @ Cedar Point | Roller Coaster Reviews
    Aric Davis is a working writer, body piercer, and the author of From Ashes Rise. He rarely updates his website, www.aricdavis.com, but plans to someday. When not writing, Aric can be found riding rollercoasters, playing hockey, listening to punk rock and knocking holes in people. If you’re at a park in the Midwest and see a guy covered in tattoos with really big ear piercings, it’s pro...
  • Theme Park Coupons, Discounts, & Deals

    Written by The Coaster Critic 15 Comments
    Last Updated: June 30, 2010
    Theme Park Coupons, Discounts, & Deals
    Old Six Flags Coupon I almost never pay full price admission when I go to theme parks. Either I have a season pass or I find a coupon at a local fast food chain, pharmacy, or grocery store. As I do every year, I’m going to devote a space where people can share the theme park coupons and deals that they’ve found. This year I’d like to organize it better by creating a searchable ta...
  • Sky Rocket Test Video

    Written by The Coaster Critic 25 Comments
    Last Updated: June 28, 2010
    Sky Rocket Test Video
    Kennywood’s Sky Rocket looks to be about ready to open. As you can see from the video below the coaster has had test runs: As I said in my previous posts, I think Sky Rocket will be a strong addition to Kennywood’s loopless lineup. It will boast all of the ingredients of a solid modern looper. Elements include a launch, two vertical drops, a corkscrew and a barrell roll. The twisting ...
  • Top 3 Scariest Roller Coasters (X-Men Edition?)

    Written by The Coaster Critic 17 Comments
    Last Updated: June 24, 2010
    Top 3 Scariest Roller Coasters (X-Men Edition?)
    Reader, Merle, suggested that I list my Top 3 Scariest Roller Coasters for Top 3 Thursdays. After riding so many roller coasters, I don’t typically get scared. Even on coasters that I’ve never ridden I generally know what to expect. But, as I thought about it I remembered a few moments that stuck out in my mind as pretty scary or unnerving. As I compiled my list I noticed an unintent...
  • Chang Could Replace Great American Scream Machine at Great Adventure

    Written by The Coaster Critic 31 Comments
    Last Updated: June 22, 2010
    Chang Could Replace Great American Scream Machine at Great Adventure
    Chang may not be opening at Six Flags Great America (near Chicago) as everyone had thought. Rumors have the stand-up roller coaster moving to Six Flags Great Adventure (Jackson, NJ), arguably the company’s flagship theme park. The rumor also has Chang replacing the Arrow looper, Great American Scream Machine. Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom’s Chang started coming down last winter only to re...
  • 2010 Theme Park Trips

    Written by The Coaster Critic 34 Comments
    Last Updated: June 19, 2010
    2010 Theme Park Trips
    Summer officially begins in just a few days and it’s the height of the theme park season. This will be a slow year for me as we’ve got a young one at home and we’re still adapting to life with two kids. There’s a chance that I’ll make it back to Kings Dominion. Perhaps fittingly, I could be returning to my home park where it all started to ride my 200th roller coaster and Int...
  • Holiday World President Will Koch Passes Away

    Written by The Coaster Critic 10 Comments
    Last Updated: June 18, 2010
    Holiday World President Will Koch Passes Away
    Sunday night, Holiday World President Will Koch passed away. While I don’t know him personally, I do know what Holiday World has done in the past few decades. Since he took over the reins the park has transformed from a small regional park to an amusement park with national recognition in the enthusiast community. On my visit to Holiday World in 2006, I not only got to experience the maratho...
  • Bert the Conqueror Takes on Roller Coasters

    Written by The Coaster Critic 15 Comments
    Last Updated: June 16, 2010
    Bert the Conqueror Takes on Roller Coasters
    Last Summer, we had the game show Brain Rush where contestants were asked questions while riding Knotts Berry Farms’ roller coasters. This year, the Travel Channel has launched Bert the Conqueror. Here’s a description: Thrill-seeker Bert Kreischer takes viewers to the legendary events, competitions and adrenaline rushes that celebrate local culture. He experiences the most hilariously...
  • Thrill Seeker App Video Blog & Review

    Written by The Coaster Critic 7 Comments
    Last Updated: June 14, 2010
    Thrill Seeker App Video Blog & Review
    Today, I’m launching one of my new features, video blogs. For my first episode I reviewed the Thrill Seeker App for the iPhone and iPod Touch. It’s a bit long as it’s basically a video version of the text version of the review below. Future video blogs will be shorter and (hopefully) more polished. It’s a little rough, but I had fun making it. Enjoy and let me know your tho...