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  • A Coaster Enthusiast’s Resolutions

    Written by The Coaster Critic 9 Comments
    Last Updated: January 16, 2010
    A Coaster Enthusiast’s Resolutions
    As represented by the sudden increase in attendance at my gym, January is the month to start New Year’s resolutions. It’s the chosen time to turn over a new leaf, start better habits, and end bad habits. I thought of a few ways that I could be a better roller coaster enthusiast in 2010. Learn About Coasters & Theme Parks of the World Of course many of us know and love our local par...
    • The Tallest Steel Coaster in South Central Montana!

      Written by The Coaster Critic 4 Comments
      Last Updated: November 20, 2009
      The Tallest Steel Coaster in South Central Montana!
      A Look at Silly Roller Coaster Records and Weak Distinctions To wrap up “Record Breaking Roller Coasters Week”, I wanted to discuss marketing hype with regards to records. Theme Parks looking to make a splash with a new attraction love to tout that their new ride has a distinction tied to some record. For example, over the past few years we’ve had: The Steepest Roller Coaster in ...
      • Your First Roller Coaster Ride

        Written by The Coaster Critic 28 Comments
        Last Updated: February 28, 2009
        Your First Roller Coaster Ride
        Tomorrow it will be March, the month when theme parks across the country kick off their seasons. In honor of the start of the season I thought it’d be fun for everyone to share their first roller coaster ride. Believe it or not, I’m not 100% sure what my first roller coaster was. Growing up in Virginia, I went to Kings Dominion often and I’m pretty sure that the Scooby Doo coaste...
        • 2008 Theme Park Year In Review

          Written by The Coaster Critic 8 Comments
          Last Updated: November 26, 2008
          2008 Theme Park Year In Review
          Class of 2008 – Roller Coasters That Debuted This Year As predicted in my Top 10 New Roller Coasters for 2008, my top pick Ravine Flyer 2 opened to many positive reviews and it landed at 8 on my Top 10. Read my full review. I’m looking forward to seeing how it fairs in Mitch’s ‘08 Coaster Poll next month. Canada’s Wonderland’s Behemoth also received a lot of pro...
          • The Next Generation of Wooden Roller Coasters

            Written by The Coaster Critic 6 Comments
            Last Updated: November 7, 2008
            The Next Generation of Wooden Roller Coasters
            The Next Generation of Wooden Roller Coasters – Part INot Your Father’s Wooden Roller CoastersFrom my early riding experiences at Kings Dominion on wooden staples like the old-school racing coaster Rebel Yell, I would use two words to describe wooden roller coasters. Rough and boring. Of course some woodies were more enjoyable than others, but I think overall I didn’t appreciate ...
            • Top 3 Top 3 Thursdays Lists

              Written by The Coaster Critic No Comments
              Last Updated: July 24, 2008
              Top 3 Top 3 Thursdays Lists
              The Best of Top 3 ThursdaysFor this week’s Top 3 Thursday I’m doing a ‘Best of’ post. I’m recapping my favorite Top 3’s and their number 1’s. Top 3 Most Annoying Things at an Amusement ParkI ranted about the most annoying things I find at my favorite places to be. Number 1 was line cutters.Line CuttersThere’s nothing worse than waiting in a long line...
              • Columnist Shares a Funny Amusement Park Trip

                Written by The Coaster Critic No Comments
                Last Updated: June 13, 2008
                Columnist Shares a Funny Amusement Park Trip
                When Rides & Food Don’t MixIn Tim Mollen’s syndicated humor column called Lost Journal, he recounts a day from his past and writes about it like a journal entry. This week, Tim sent me his piece about a childhood experience at the now defunct Magic Valley Park in Bushkill, PA. I don’t want to give away the ending, but it involves a bad combination of junk food and the mercile...
                • Coaster Enthusiasts Unite to Lose Weight

                  Written by The Coaster Critic 2 Comments
                  Last Updated: May 31, 2008
                  Coaster Enthusiasts Unite to Lose Weight
                  Biggest Loser for Coaster Enthusiasts, So They Can Ride AgainIt goes without saying that safety’s important when riding roller coasters. If restraints like lap bars and over the shoulder harnesses do not fit correctly, riders would be in danger. Add the U.S.’s growing obesity rate and you have more and more theme park guests getting turned away just as their about to enjoy a great coas...
                  • Lake Compounce Book Review

                    Written by The Coaster Critic No Comments
                    Last Updated: May 21, 2008
                    Lake Compounce Book Review
                    New Book Chronicles America’s Oldest Amusement ParkRecently, I received a copy of ‘Lake Compounce’ by Lynda J. Russell. While I knew the Bristol, Connecticut park was the oldest in the country, I had no idea how rich its history really was. Lake Compounce, by Lynda J. Russell, chronicles the park’s history from its many owners and plethora of attractions over the years. As ...
                    • Roller Coaster Theming | Weekly Topic

                      Written by The Coaster Critic 5 Comments
                      Last Updated: May 2, 2008
                      Roller Coaster Theming | Weekly Topic
                      Does Theming on a Coaster Matter? | Theme Park Round TableNews Plus Notes provided this week’s topic. NPN posed the question: “Does theming on a coaster matter?” I’m going to surprise even myself and say no. My answer is really more of a ‘yes, but…’. Let me explain. Theming on a coaster is something that I’m quick to give points for. It can take a ri...
                      • Steel Coasters vs Wooden Coasters | Weekly Topic

                        Written by The Coaster Critic 23 Comments
                        Last Updated: April 14, 2008
                        Steel Coasters vs Wooden Coasters | Weekly Topic
                        Steel vs. Wood | Theme Park Round TableFor this week’s Weekly Topic I thought I’d invoke the eternal battle in the coaster enthusiast community. Like PC vs. Mac, conservative vs. liberal, Pepsi vs. Coke. Most fall into one or the other. It’s a simple question that’s been asked and discussed countless times. Which do you prefer wooden or steel roller coasters? I would like t...
                        • Trees at Theme Parks | Weekly Topic

                          Written by The Coaster Critic No Comments
                          Last Updated: April 10, 2008
                          Trees at Theme Parks | Weekly Topic
                          Weekly Topic | Theme Park Round TableIn Response to Coasterdom’s ‘Trees Please’. As Nate from Coasterdom wrote, there are two sides on the issue of having a lot of trees at theme parks. On one hand you have the enthusiasts that argue that parks look better with a greener, more natural atmosphere. On the other hand, removing trees allows for parks to create larger midways and walk...
                          • Eagle Fortress at Everland

                            Written by The Coaster Critic 1 Comment
                            Last Updated: March 16, 2008
                            Eagle Fortress at Everland
                            Does Eagle Fortress Deserve Third Best in the World?The interesting part of this year’s Mitch Hawker Internet Poll is Eagle Fortress coming in at the third best roller coaster in the world. Eagle Fortress is an unlikely coaster to rank so high. It’s a sixteen year old suspended coaster built on a hillside at Everland in South Korea. It’s a controversial ranking as only six of the...
                            • Top 10 New Roller Coasters for 2008 Part 1

                              Written by The Coaster Critic No Comments
                              Last Updated: February 28, 2008
                              Top 10 New Roller Coasters for 2008 Part 1
                              Predicting the Best Roller Coasters of the Class of 2008With the 2008 season upon us I thought it was time for a countdown of the biggest and best roller coasters opening in 2008. I admit it’s impossible to rank coasters I’ve never ridden, but how can I turn down an opportunity to do another Top 10? 10 Flying Turns at KnoebelsKnoebels to Resurrect an Extinct Type of Wooden CoasterKeepi...
                              • Coaster Radio Returns

                                Written by The Coaster Critic 1 Comment
                                Last Updated: February 10, 2008
                                Coaster Radio Returns
                                A Review of the Return of Coaster RadioOn February 1st, Coaster Radio re-launched. The site and podcast had gone dormant for well over a year. When I reviewed a few theme park podcasts last year I found the Coaster Radio podcast to be pretty entertaining. I was late to the party though as they had decided to stop making shows. Anyway, on the 1st the new site launched with a blog as the main page. ...
                                • 2007 Theme Park Year in Review

                                  Written by The Coaster Critic No Comments
                                  Last Updated: December 31, 2007
                                  2007 Theme Park Year in Review
                                  Now that 2007’s in the history books, let’s take a look back at the biggest stories of the year. Six Flags Sold Seven ParksIn an attempt to reduce debt, Daniel Snyder (Washington Redskins owner and Chairman of the board at Six Flags) sold seven Six Flags theme parks. The seven parks were: Darien Lake (Buffalo, NY), Elitch Gardens (Denver, CO), Frontier City and White Water Bay (Oklahom...
                                  • Coaster Walkers – Wooden Coaster Maintenance

                                    Written by The Coaster Critic No Comments
                                    Last Updated: August 20, 2007
                                    Coaster Walkers – Wooden Coaster Maintenance
                                    Roller Coaster Walkers – Wooden Coaster MaintenanceLast year I wrote a post on Coaster Rehab where I discussed the affects of aging on wooden coasters. The Washington Post recently wrote an article that showcased a day in the life of a Coaster Walker at Six Flags America. Every morning at dawn, he’s out there. They all are. The roller coaster walkers. All acr...
                                    • Top 3 Most Annoying Things at Amusement Parks

                                      Written by The Coaster Critic 4 Comments
                                      Last Updated: July 19, 2007
                                      Top 3 Most Annoying Things at Amusement Parks
                                      Top 3 Most Annoying Things at Amusement ParksThis week’s topic is pretty self-explanatory. I love visiting theme parks, but here are the least enjoyable things about my visits. 3 – Coaster MisinformationI can’t count the number of times that I’ve been in line and overheard the most insane, unrealistic, and impossible things about the coaster I’m in line for. They ar...
                                      • Solo Trips to Theme Parks

                                        Written by The Coaster Critic 3 Comments
                                        Last Updated: June 15, 2007
                                        Solo Trips to Theme Parks
                                        Thinking of Going it Alone?Are you the type that doesn’t mind eating out alone? Ever go to a movie by yourself because you didn’t know anyone who wanted to see a movie? Then, you might be secure enough to reap the benefits of the Solo Amusement Park Trip. First, I’m assuming that your an enthusiast, or at least some one that’s itching to go to a theme park enough to conside...
                                        • Cedar Point Slightly Overrated

                                          Written by The Coaster Critic 4 Comments
                                          Last Updated: May 16, 2006
                                          Cedar Point Slightly Overrated
                                          My trip to Cedar Point was successful. I rode my 100th coaster (Millennium Force) and ten more while I was there. The weather was a factor as it hampered ride operations all day. In fact, Top Thrill Dragster didn’t run until about 3 in the afternoon. I’ll be adding a full trip report soon. I’ll also be reviewing the eleven new coasters that I’ve ridden. Overall, Cedar Point...
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